Proposed Forum Annual Awards

Bill Llewellyn · Post by **Bill Llewellyn** » 9 Feb 2003 8:58 am

I propose we set up an annual award system for Forumites who, in their exchanges on the Forum:

1. Make the most posts
2. Make the fewest posts
3. Initiate the longest thread (most responses)
4. Write the funniest thread
5. Compose the longest single posting
6. Have most complicated sig line
7. Ask the best question
8. Ask the most uninteresting question (been there, done that!)
9. Start a thread that gets the most flamage
10. Offer the most original idea
11. Ask most repeated question (I've done that, too)
12. Give the most supportive responses
13. Use the most smiley faces
14. Give the best definition of "tone"
15. Totally avoid the term "tone"
16. Have the best spelling
17. Haave thu wurstest sppellng
18. Use proper punctuation
19. Use, the most! 'confusing" punc-tuation;;
20. Make the shortest post
21. Having their threads get moved between Forum areas the most times
22. Starting threads that stay right on topic
23. Starting threads which go wildly off topic

And finally, I'll take the award myself for:

24. Suggesting the dumbest idea.

(The only reason I haven't won the baddest spelling is that I have a spell checker. It always gets stuck on "copedent", though.)

Don't worry, b0b, you don't have to implement anything.... this is all tongue-in-cheek.

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Frank Parish · Post by **Frank Parish** » 9 Feb 2003 10:22 am

Should we start nominating potential awardees? Bet that would start the flames going!

Dave Birkett · Post by **Dave Birkett** » 9 Feb 2003 11:25 am

I think an award for CD of the year would be beneficial.

Joe Casey · Post by **Joe Casey** » 9 Feb 2003 1:09 pm

Thank you I accept this award on behalf of my ex wife who re-married my ex brother in law. I'd like to thank my manager,My girlfriends,my dog and all my many fan whose lack of faith in me helped to get me where I am today..By the way where the hell am I?

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Mike Perlowin RIP · Post by **Mike Perlowin RIP** » 9 Feb 2003 3:59 pm

I nominate myself for awards 8, 9. 11, and 24. Not for anything I've posted in the past, but for what I'm about to write.

Are you ready read it?

Are you sure?

Positive?

I'm warning you. Do not scroll down unless you're prepared to silmultaniously be shocked, amazed and mostly bored.

OK, Here is the question that will definately qualify as the least interesting, most repeated, dumbest idea ever posted here.

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JERRY GARCIA?

Larry Miller · Post by **Larry Miller** » 9 Feb 2003 5:25 pm

Mike, this very well could be #3!

Donny Hinson · Post by **Donny Hinson** » 9 Feb 2003 5:56 pm

Wasn't he the sargent who could never catch Zorro?

Bob Carlson · Post by **Bob Carlson** » 10 Feb 2003 10:44 am

Bill, now you already know how hard It Is to get more than two people to agree on anything...how you gonna do this?

Bob

Drew Howard · Post by **Drew Howard** » 10 Feb 2003 1:46 pm

I would nominate Buddy Emmons and Carl Dixon for the most informative and therefore valuable posts!

cheers,
Drew Howard

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Dave Horch · Post by **Dave Horch** » 12 Feb 2003 2:02 pm

Mike... Also #23, sometimes! Best, -Dave[This message was edited by Dave Horch on 12 February 2003 at 02:03 PM.]