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My boss recently sent out this quote to our software development team:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR><SMALL>As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we don't know.

-- Donald Rumsfeld
02/12/03 Pentagon briefing</SMALL><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Strange how universal some truths are. Image

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Post by Bill Terry »

Or.. the time honored SW deliverable criteria:

1) Fast delivery
2) Cheap cost
3) Robust operation

The customer may pick any two... Image
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Post by Michael Holland »

Let's just hope it won't be followed by orders to invade Sun Microsystems. Image
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Post by David Reeves »

I read that quote,
Over and Over, I read it...
Now I got a headache.
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Post by Doug Garrick »

I've always known that I don't know what I don't know.
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Post by Jim Cohen »

I didn't know that.
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Post by Mark Ardito »

I recently had to take a discrete math course for my Master's Degree and I actually remember my professor saying this. I can't remember who originally said it, but it was not a Donald Rumsfeld original.

However, it is a great quote.

Mark
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Post by Dave Van Allen »

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR><SMALL>"There's another way to phrase that
and that is that the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."</SMALL><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

rumsfeld again... a continuation of the quote above widely reported.
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Post by Bill Ford »

The only thing I know for sure is I don't know for sure.(I think)

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Post by Roger Evilsizor »

Man, you guys are lucky. I always have to ask my other half what I know and she tells me how long I've not known it. Image

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Post by Ron Page »

Jim, did you know that you didn't know that?

W. Edwards Demming-- the statistician—always talked about the “unknown” and the “unknowable”. The latter he used statistics to estimate or characterize… Sure has it’s place in software!!!


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Didn't know what? Image
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Post by Ken Lang »

The software we promised to send you last Tuesday will absolutely, positively be ready by this Friday.

maybe
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Post by C Dixon »

One of Buck Owens famous "last words" during his shows was to end up introducing Tom Brumley as the last one after all the other band members had been introduced.

And this is what he said,

"Folks, you talk about people who don't know nuthun?"

"Well this feller don't even suspect nuthun"

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Gee b0b, you have a BOSS?

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